When I grow up

After 12,905 days on The Rock, one would imagine that a "career" would have been settled on by now.  And yet, rapidly closing in on 12,906, I don't have a full-fledged plan.  Let me cruise down the halls of my memory to see the things I've wanted to be.

• Chemist - I think I wanted to be a chemist before I really even knew what a chemist was.
• Lawyer - I don't even know where I got this idea.
• Veteranarian - This one actually makes sense.  I'm a Sagittarius and very good with animals.
• Architect - Problem.  I tend to think in two dimensions.
• Landscape architect - I still toss that one around every now and again.
• Interior designer - Would you believe that I thought there wouldn't be a market where I was living.  I was that short-sighted! (I was also 15.)
• Web designer - I've got the tools and a little knowledge, but not enough to make it a job.
• English teacher - Then I realized that I'm not a good teacher.  No patience.  Same reason I'm not a doctor.  No patience.  </joke>
• Professional aerialist - I'm just not long and lean enough for this one.  Nor flexible enough.  I could get to the last part, just not the first part.
• Database Administrator - Just recently realizing that I don't think I want to do this one.  Fortunately, it isn't too late to change my focus.  Never is in my case.
• Writer - The things I think are interesting don't really make for interesting reading.  Case in point - this blog.
• Professional Student - This one is my super dream goal.  If we hit the lottery, I'm just going to stay in school and soak up all the knowledge I can get my grubby little hands on.
• Computer programmer - That's where I'm currently leaning.  I like it.  It's easy for me.  We'll see.
• Professional wiseass, aka, bartender - Yeah, family and stuff means that the schedule is just a no-no on that one.

Thanks for listening.  I needed a brain dump.